2023/5/22

WARNING!!! THIS IS AS JOKE ONLY!!! IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!

2023 May 22 is the 22nd day of May in the year 2023. It was Monday on this day, and it marks the exact start of FEVID-23, a disease which spreaded through fecal matter in food and became a global pandemic. Dján Déú had sold chocolate cakes in Phoenix, USA, each with a tad bit of his fecal matter. Although it was just a tad bit, it colonized the cakes and had been ingested by multiple people. Then they developed a virus which would lead to a global pandemic. Here are the timelines, with each person labelled by number in terms of sequence infected.

Timeline
1. Eats cake and is family with people 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

2. Eats cake and is family with people 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

3. Eats cake and is family with people 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

4. Eats cake and is family with people 1, 2, 3, 5, and 6. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

5. Eats cake and is family with people 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

6. Eats cake and is family with people 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. They go out to a restaraunt and sit at a table with another family, infecting people 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

7. Infected from person 6.

8. Infected from person 6.

9. Infected from person 4.

10. Infected from person 1.

11. Infected from person 1.

12. Infected from person 2.

13. Infected from person 5.

14. Infected from person 3.

15. Eats cake and is married with person 16. They travel to New York to visit their 5 other family members who are 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, infecting all 5 of them.

16. Eats cake and is married with person 15. They travel to New York to visit their 5 other family members who are 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, infecting all 5 of them.

17. Infected from person 15

18. Infected from person 15

19. Infected from person 15

20. Infected from person 15

21. Infected from person 16

22. Person 19 comes to see this person, who is their friend. They infect them with the virus, and person 22 happened to be heading to Mexico City to have a family reunion with 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.

23. Infected from person 22

24. Infected from person 22

25. Infected from person 22

26. Infected from person 22

27. Infected from person 22

28. Infected from person 22

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32. Infected from person 22

33. Person 17 infects this person on the nyc subway, who travels to Japan and infects people 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 at the JFK airport.

34. Infected from person 33

35. Infected from person 33

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40. Infected from person 33, infects people 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78 on nyc subway after leaving jfk airport.

41. Infected from person 33

42. Infected from person 33

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48. Infected from person 33, infects people 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100 in New York after leaving jfk airport.

49. Infected from person 40

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79. Infected from person 48

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